Nigerians might well have the monopoly on spinning any situation into hilarious stories. Last night, while the VMA was trending worldwide, the citizens of Nigerian twitter were busy making the world laugh with #1000NigerianWaysToDie.
What would otherwise be considered horrific stories of being a millenial with Nigerian upbringing was spun into rib-cracking memes and tweets.
If you didn’t have such a great Monday, here’s what you may have missed of this trend to cheer you up this evening
#1000NigerianWaysToDie
Your mom is sweeping then you raise your leg for her to sweep. pic.twitter.com/hij95DYpRa— Mj? (@msmj007) August 28, 2016
#1000NigerianWaysToDie
Dad:how many A's did you get this term.
Me: how many promotions did you get this year. pic.twitter.com/QRVZ2R607d— _Noni (@noni_lx) August 28, 2016
#1000NigerianWaysToDie
"Mummy I am pregnant" ?? pic.twitter.com/AuPIqh06ld— Gogo (@BROWNIE__XX) August 28, 2016
Mum: I dnt want 2 see you playing with Tinu she's possesed
Me: ok
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Me: lickin sweet
Mum: who gave you
Me: Tin…#1000NigerianWaysToDie— Ta Rik ElNeny II (@T4Tarik) August 28, 2016
#1000NigerianWaysToDie
Blocking your mom's slap and then goes "so you've grown wings to beat me up" pic.twitter.com/pHpTCFVZCD— Tito Carrón Skiwo (@skiwo) August 28, 2016
#1000NigerianWaysToDie. Mum: You're always pressing phone, don't u have things to do?
Me: is my hand paining you?pic.twitter.com/fAqQVzN15h— Oniranu. (@Lammiblaq) August 28, 2016
#1000NigerianWaysToDie
Your dad caught u buying condom or contraceptive pic.twitter.com/YvrPT6UrsB— Ogbeni (@_Houzil) August 28, 2016
Look at the floor/ceiling/wall when your mother is taking to you #1000NigerianWaysToDie pic.twitter.com/8D85yYkChQ
— Nessa Okeke (@Leeiaah_) August 28, 2016
#1000NigerianWaysToDie
Dad: Those footballers you watch are your mates, do they have two head?Me:Dangote is your.. pic.twitter.com/gOrj7OvUBy
— Tito Carrón Skiwo (@skiwo) August 28, 2016
#1000NigerianWaysToDie mama G poisoning her husband then ending up eating the poison her self #AfroCinema ??
— The Gambler (@DenohGigz) August 28, 2016
#1000NigerianWaysToDie. If your mother calls you "Oponu". Just reply with "Iya Oponu" and see that the Lord giveth and the lord taketh.
— Oniranu. (@Lammiblaq) July 21, 2015
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