by Nick Roy

 

 

According to women, breasts, and some more breasts are the only things that men are thankful for. We thought it was about time someone pointed out to them that we are simple creatures and we seek simple pleasures in life.

 

And though we don’t deny that ladies make us happy, there other things in life that make us equally happy too. Here are 11 things that we are extremely thankful for.

Moustaches

Because it’s not clothes that make a man, it’s moustaches.

Beer

Because water can only quench your thirst. Beer will quench your soul!

Female Bartenders

Because plunging necklines and plunging senses make a lethal combination.

PlayStation

Because words like excitement, thrill, pleasure, adrenaline rush can only be associated with PlayStation, after sex that is.

Pizza

It’s the only round food that makes our world go round. Also, leftover pizzas make for a great room freshener.

Porn

Because it’s the only way to spend some quality ‘me’ time without having to spend any money.

Cricket

Because that’s the only sport that had a god- Sachin Tendulkar!

Fooseball

It’s so cool; it should have been an Olympic sport.

Nachos

Because we occasionally get tired of eating pizza. And it’s the only tasty meal that goes along with beer.

Iron Man

Because he is the only one who truly represents us. He is flawed and awesome at the same time.

Aston Martin

If it’s good enough for James Bond, it’ll be good for us.

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