by K. Alicia Fetters

 

Caipirinhas—made with sugarcane liquor, sugar, and lime—are a summertime cocktail staple. But if you’re trying to cut back on happy hours (or sugar), you can now get your fix in condom form. Seriously.

 

Prudence Caipirinha-Flavored Condoms, the unofficial condom of the World Cup, is available for a limited time in Brazil—and are already selling out. According to NBC San Diego, the initial shipment of 864,000 units (the condoms are sold three to a pack) sold out in just 15 days.

Luckily, even if you miss out on getting it on with the yellow-and-green World Cup souvenir, there are plenty of other yummy, crazy, and downright strange condom concoctions out there. Would you give any of these a lick?

 

Tastee’s Chocolate Flavored Condoms

Because what woman doesn’t love chocolate?

Trustex Banana Flavored Condoms

Giving the flavor of…you know…the shape does seem logical. Warning: It won’t count toward your five-a-day.

Glyde Ultra Organic Wildberry Condoms

These vegan, eco-friendly condoms are coated with actual fruit extracts.

The Stinking Rose Garlic Condom

Wait, aren’t you supposed to avoid garlic before hopping into bed?

J&D’s Bacon Condoms

Bringing a whole new meaning to his meat, these condoms even look like bacon, too. Bummer alert: They’re currently out of stock.

Trustex Cola Flavored Condoms

Well, maybe it’ll help you cut down on your soda intake.

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