by Hauwa Gambo

This has been going around BlackBerry for a few days – if you missed it, it’s Basketmouth’s response to news about a 6-figure Blackberry phone!

See below the full broadcast:

QUESTIONS U SHOULD ASK BEFORE BUYING THE NEW BLACKBERRY PORSCHE (at about N360,000)

(1) Does it download food?

(2) Does it fly?

(3) Does it transfer you via bluetooth to another country

(4) Does it come with another life?

(5) Does it come with unlimited BIS?

(6) Does it ping heaven?

(7) Does it give you a lap dance?

(8) Does it have Brazilian hair?

If it does not perform any of the above functions, please don’t kill ursef; consider buying a land and starting foundation…