Can you spot the sexual innuendos in this Valentine ad?

 by Chinwe Okafor

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Hint- There are about five (5) of them.

Lastminute.com, a British holiday booking site, ran the ad pictured above in London newspaper The Metro earlier this week, promoting “last minute” Valentine’s Day-themed weekend breaks across Europe and it is oh-so sexual.

If you stop and think for a minute (ideally with a dirty mind), you’ll notice that the “delights of Europe” are a lot more sexual than they first appear; that #lustminute hashtag is maybe also a bit of a giveaway. From top to bottom, that’s a bare butt, vagina, and a big ol’ peen and balls — the fountain in this context is almost certainly ejaculatory, also. The ad’s placement in the paper is right next to an editorial bemoaning “romantic” Valentine’s Day holidays, but clearly if you have the right (sexy) motivations, you can make a quick trip work out great.

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