Lord!

Music star, Chris Brown just had the surprise of his life.

Arriving home an hour ago, he found his cars painted, his dog’s stuff thrown out, and the hinges of his door broken. The culprit? A fan.

“She had broken the hinges off the doors,” writes Brown in an Instagram post with a picture of the perpetrator.

“She Found time to cook her several meals. She Wrote “I love you” on the walls. She threw out my daughters clothing as well as my dogs stuff. Then had all these crazy voodoo things around my crib. goes to show you how crazy people are crazy! And she painted her name on my cars!!!!

“I love my fans but this is some is on some real real crazy s—.”

This Instagram raises more questions than it answers.

First of all: this woman is frankly rocking the hell out of what looks like a towel.

Was she naked when Chris got home? Did she put on his towel?

We’re eagerly awaiting more information.