by Dayo Olugbemi
There must’ve been a heated argument in Israel as to who would attend to the delegate from Nigeria. The Nigerian president aka i had no shoes (plus his one million man entourage of course), the president of the Nigerian Christian body, CAN, aka I know nothing about it, and a handful of others were coming in for prayers. Oh, also in Israel is the CEO of Winners’ Chapel, aka take that slap, witch.
The rather unfortunate clergy that picked the short straw had to endure the visit.
“Why was I picked today?” the clergy in the robe must be asking himself. “why am i the one to attend to these people who have come to
desecrate this holy place with their corruption and swag”?
His posture says it all.
“..and is that really the president of Nigeria’s Christian association? He looks like a hip hop star. He has more gold than the Vatican.”
He briefly looks to his right, then returns to his thoughts.
“..somebody please tell that fellow to put his hand down. It obvious he’s faking it for the camera.”
He looks to his right again as if to confirm if the hand has gone down but catches another sight. Then returns to his thoughts.
“Jesus Christ! Is that other fellow on his knees? Really? And he’s monitoring the camera as well so he can be sure his submissive pose is
caught on film? Lord God!”
He glances at his timepiece.
“I need to be away from here soon before the temple will have no choice but too ostracise me for the fact that I’ve been hanging
around these for too long.”
He looks like, at any minute, he could use his Stole to strangle somebody.
Dear God, I can’t take this any more.
Prayer with corrupt people in israel is malady God is not a fool. Nigerians are dying of hunger no job no food no infrastructure. No prayer will be heard by God if corruption not eradicated and goverment care for masses welfare and provide all neccessary infrastructure
Learn not to make a joke from everything you read and see. Some people never prosper because of actions like this. Be wise.
Your write-up makes absolutely no sense..its better you quickly find another source of income or else..That these people went to isreal to pray is an encouragement regardless of what Nigerians think about them..He who thats without a sin, Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone.
A word is enough for the wise
ROTFL!!! Come o! No let make God vex 4u, say u dey distract his children praying to Him!
Hahahahahahahahaha…. Very funny!!