1. A badly written story of bus driver VS Police
In spite of the disjointed construction and grammatical letdowns of this story, it’s worth a mention.
Perhaps, because of the frequency of its subject-matter nowadays.
Yet another bus driver has stripped himself naked to save his bus from the cold hands of the men in faded black.
2. Boko Haram goes for training
We hear 80-200 members of Boko Haram have gone abroad, to Libya, for training with ISIS extremists.
We shudder!
Nigeria’s porous borders have yet again, let us down.
3. Okagbare comes last
Nigeria’s sole athletic/tracks saviour-ess, Blessing Okagbare, couldn’t save us on Monday.
At the 100m final of the ongoing 2015 IAAF World Championships, Okagbare came last.
Yes, she came last on the tracks, at a time of 11.02.
4. UN reminds us it’s been 500 days without Chibok girls
Dear Boko Haram, the United Nations has demanded that you immediately release Chibok girls… 500 days after you kidnapped them.
While Nigerians are starting to forget about the abducted girls, UN Secretary General, Bank Ki Moon, has issued a reminder.
Even though many believe the girls are gone for good, many still hope.
5. Jonathan should have probed OBJ
The Presidency can’t understand why some people are complaining about the impending probes.
If President Buhari decides to look into the past administrations, so what?
Why didn’t Goodluck Jonathan carry out probes, when he had the chance?, the presidency asks.
6. Plateau Gov begs Buhari on Paradang’s behalf
Plateau State Governor, Simon Lanlong, went on a begging-trip to the Presidential villa on Monday.
Lanlong pleaded with President Buhari on behalf of suspended Immigration boss, David Paradang.
But after meeting Buhari, Lanlong said: ‘The president is handling it’.
7. Unknown actress doesn’t like ‘upcoming’ title
Does the name Tayo Sobola ring a bell?
No?
Alright then, she is an upcoming actress… whether she likes it or not.
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