What are the odds?

A man caught his wife having sex with a neighbour in his bedroom on Saturday.

Apparently the neighbours had been well aware of the shenanigans going on between the pair and had been meaning to alert the spouses of both parties.

Udoh, decided to find out for himself and so he sold an alibi to his wife saying he was going to Ikorodu for a party and wouldn’t be back early due to the distance.

Unbeknownst to her, he had stuck around waiting for the alleged deed to happen.

His wife, Gift, and the next door neighbour, Chukwuka, were making love in her bedroom, at Ojo Road in Ajegunle when Udoh, arrived and was told by other neighbours that his wife may be getting down with the neighbor.

The husband decided to find out for himself and he peeped through the window to discover the neighbour, Chukwuka, actually having sex with his wife.

Upon seeing Chukwuka on top of his wife, he screamed: “Abasi mbong!” and rushed to the door where he also screamed the name of his wife, Gift.

Udoh was said to have attempted to break the door of his bedroom when Gift opened it and he dashed in but Chukwuka escaped through the sitting room door.

The wife later sped out of the house while Udoh was looking for his cutlass under the bed.

One of the neighbours said:

“When Udoh picked his cutlass and came out looking for both Gift and Chukwuka, they were nowhere to be found. Udoh bit his hand and swore that if any of them returns to the premises, blood would flow. He called his wife’s elder brother, telling him to order his sister, Gift back home or he would not see her alive. He narrated what happened to her brother.”

Ada Igboanugo