by Chinwe Okafor

“Never dare an angry woman,” a wise man once said and rightly so as the repercussion would definitely be ugly.

So it was when a jealous wife in China chopped off her cheating husband’s penis as he slept, then snuck into his hospital room after he had it sewn back on — and then hacked it off again and tossed it out the window.

Father of five, Fan Lung made the greatest amateurish mistake of his life when he decided to use his wife’s cell phone to send his secret lover a hot and heavy email, Central European News reports.

Apparently, Tthe 32-year-old had long been done but forgot to log out of his account after the message was sent, which is how his 21-year-old wife Feng came across the saucy exchange and snapped.

Now under arrest for grievous bodily harm, the scorned wife went berserk, grabbed a pair of scissors, stormed into their bedroom and then cut off his penis while he was sleeping.

Lung was however rushed to the hospital where doctors were able to save the appendage and sew it back on. But Feng would have none of that- he could cheat again and so she was able to sneak into the recovery room, where she chopped his penis off for a second time and threw it out the window, according to CEN.

A shocked Lung chased his wife outside, despite losing a lot of blood.

“Staff rushed out to see what was happening and found the patient with blood streaming down his legs hitting the woman,” a hospital spokesman said. “He was stopped and the woman was taken in for treatment, and then we discovered she had chopped his penis off again.”

Searching for a manhood in the streets must not have been this funny at the time but desperate search efforts proved abortive as authorities were unable to find Lung’s manhood.

Police believe it may have been stumbled upon by a stray dog or cat.

Lung’s side chick, Zhang Hung, 21, said she’s okay that her man won’t be able to have children again.

“It doesn’t matter that he’s lost his fertility,” she told CEN. “He has five children already.”