by Peregrino Brimah

 

Here’s a puzzle for Nigerians.

Who is the secret caller who puts through weekly private calls to a select few elite?

He has not been seen or heard from for one and a half months.

Some weeks ago he called Dogara…

One week he called Saraki…

On a mid week he called Ganduje…

On another weekend he called Adesina and Garba Shehu…

This weekend he called Obasanjo and Yahya Bello…

Oh, yes, on another week he called Osinbajo…

Next weekend he’ll surely be calling another dignitary or elite…

He is hale and hearty they say, but he is also on indefinite medical leave…

He is well they say, but pray for him they also say…

He is not critically ill or admitted they say, but he can’t come home any day soon.

He is off duty but assumed duty to pick Donald Trump’s call.

His tests are OK, but the doctors ask him to stay, they say.

Who is Nigeria’s private elite weekly secret caller?

And when will he talk to you?

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Dr. Peregrino Brimah; @EveryNigerian