by Chinwe okafor
If you recollect, Fan Lung, was the alleged unfaithful man in China who had his penis severed by his wife and got it successfully reattached but that was before that same wife came to the hospital, re-severed his penis, and threw it out the window, only for it to never be seen again. Remember?
So apparently, that guy’s just been offered a lot of money to star in porn with the woman he cheated on his wife with, says the Mirror. Reportedly, porn company Bang You Later wrote to Fan Lung offering their deepest condolences re: peen loss and made him an offer:
“We will cover the costs of production and distribution and you would keep 100% of the proceeds. Our intention is to help you financially through this incredibly delicate time but to also help you to restore your sexual confidence. It has been repeatedly demonstrated that being intimate on camera can function as a liberating and effective form of therapy. We hope this generous offer will provide you with the incentive to pursue this path towards recovery.”
Lung has yet to respond to the offer, but maybe he should do it. You know what they say — keep your friends close and people who offer to pay for your severed appendages closer.
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