by SK Johnson

Beverly Naya, please, forgive me. Forgive me for I have had a number of thoughts which I suspect would qualify unquestionably to be described as “sinful” regarding you. Well, not you exactly, but your abs in particular.

Seriously, I’d like to eat Ice-cream off them. Preferably Ben & Jerry’s cookie dough Ice cream with chocolate chips. Or maybe pancakes and syrup. Is this inappropriate? Probably. That’s why I’m asking you to forgive me. I mean, yes, so what if I know barely anything about you? I know your name is Beverly and you’ve got a hot body. Granted, I may not know exactly what it is you do, even though I’ve heard word that you’re an actress.

So yeah, I know you’re an actress, and even though I’ve never seen any of your movies, I’d still like to eat Ice cream off your abs.