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Ifeanyi Dike Jr: I had sex on a plane

by Ifeanyi Dike Jr Normally, I would be trying relentlessly to sleep or dodge conversations with a middle aged man whose breath would be so strong, I’d feel it brush against my shoulder while...

Ifeanyi Dike Jr: Children of Nowadays

Ifeanyi Dike Jr: Children of Nowadays

by Ifeanyi Dike Jr Take this as digest – you have never known true satisfaction until you’ve told someone quite deserving off. The phrase ‘children of nowadays’ has never been said to me with...

Ifeanyi Dike Jr: Vengeance is moms’

Ifeanyi Dike Jr: Vengeance is moms’

by Ifeanyi Dike Jr After all, the fear of Mrs Dike is the beginning of wisdom. The only truth I’ve known for sure since I got an inkling of the concept of crime and...

Ifeanyi Dike Jr: Karma needs to go on a break

Ifeanyi Dike Jr: Karma needs to go on a break

by Ifeanyi Dike Jr There used to be manners, where I would never catch myself exchanging words with an older person for whatever reason until Lagos driving happened to me. Karma needs to chill...

Ifeanyi Dike Jr: Today, I am a hero

Ifeanyi Dike Jr: Today, I am a hero

 by Ifeanyi Dike Jr Today, there was no mischief, just heroism. And it felt damn good.   It is not very often that one enjoys the privilege of an interesting bus trip, free of...

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Ifeanyi Dike Jr: I had sex on the beach

by Ifeanyi Dike Jr Editor’s Note: Today, we launch the weekly column of writer, content producer and actor, Ifeanyi Dike Jr. This blog, Monkey Business, will come to you every Sunday – and you’ll...

Ifeanyi Dike Jr: In Transit II

by Ifeanyi Dike Jr   I still cannot decide if this trip was more hustle than holiday. I had only just recovered from the drunken couple when the London riot threatened my plan to...

Ifeanyi Dike Jr: In transit

by Ifeanyi Dike Jr   I do not converse in transit, period! I am not the sort to do back-stories on an airplane or any kind of travel. However, there are the occasional exceptions...

Where are the tributes to dad?

Where are the tributes to dad?

by Ifeanyi Dike JR I asked Rashid- “how many wives do you want to marry, four abi?” “No o!” He looked at me for a brief second, raising his right brow, then he looked...