Tagged: Wale Adetula

Wale Adetula: The thirst for first

  The world over, agriculture is on the decline, our education is fading and so on. It is easy to point fingers and blame “the media” for all of this. Last week I was having a discussion with some friends about the death of the toasting and dating social conventions....

Wale Adetula: Man Down

I wish that we lived in a time and a generation where people would stop viewing my honesty as overly emotional. People always act like I spend my life crying in a dark room. I don’t, I’m good. I’m a man. — Drake “I am a Man… Be a Man.” I’ve dreamt...

Wale Adetula: Let’s talk cleavage

    Before you think I’m a cave man who thinks women should be wrapped up everywhere they go, let me just say – I’m not It all started a couple of days back when I changed my Twitter app. The new app was recently developed and it had all...

Wale Adetula: Obianuju- The daughter of Venus in brown skin

She is tall with keen features. The lips of a goddess, the daughter of Venus in brown skin, a soft voice that is like the singing of angels. Distinctive feminine curves that are generous but not excessive. She has the kind of beauty that is confusing. Her looks and her...

Wale Adetula: Men lie, women lie!

… with a painting, the painter is in control. By painter, I mean women. The canvas? Their bodies. The paint colours, may range from simple makeup to body magic or 90210… Men fall in love with pictures but they also sometimes paint these pictures themselves. You probably read the title...

Opinion: Single Woman Syndrome (SWS) by Wale Adetula

Consciously or unconsciously, they present themselves to their partners as being difficult to trust. A lot of decent, amazing women I know have stayed single for way too long and most of them have at one point or the other come to me to ask why? I’ve thought up a...

Wale Adetula: Set fire to the rain

 …if you’re so convinced he has feelings for you but can’t figure out why he can’t seem to commit, let him go… I’m a little bit pi***d right now so y’all have to bear with me. Before I begin, let me just state that I’m shoving the bro-code to the...

Wale Adetula: Heed Them Not

Step aside guys, this one’s for the sisters. Well, maybe not, because if you can successfully preach this sermon to your wife/girlfriend/side-chic e.t.c, trust me, they’ll come off better. After much research, I’ve come up with yet another not-so-list of the top 5 people our women should never really listen...

Wale Adetula: ‘RIP Chi…my good friend’

I first met Chi when I was about ten. I think it was at my Grandmothers place and it was totally coincidental. My Granny’s next door neighbour, Anne was a showstopper. Anyways, it was my first time spending my holidays at Granny’s place and after playing outside for a bit,...

Wale Adetula: Can men really handle the things they ask for?

*singing* It’s too big, it’s too wide, it won’t fit… I got a big you know… Oh, not that.. and certainly not that famous head either.. Today we shall be discussing a very big and famous Elephant. It’s been around for so long we all just live with him and...