Twitter is a gold mine of hilarity, brilliance, knowledge, social and political issues, so we thought it would be selfish to keep all these goodies to ourselves.
This week in Twitter-land, Jimoh Ibrahim and Fani-Kayode engaged in some heavy dressing down; it is a must read. We also learnt the art of clapbacks from these other folks.
Yesterday, 25th November, we celebrated the International Day to End Violence Against Women yesterday, and it was marked with women on social media sharing their stories of public harassment, particulary in Yaba. What’s maddening about these stories is that other women (bystanders, witnesses) shamed the victims, instead of their attackers. Being defenceless sucks.
Oh, and the Godfather himself (OBJ pimping) gave Uncle Bubu a good talking to, after which our Honourables slapped him with a label: “Most corrupt Person Ever.” Talk about pots and kettles.
On the International front, Thanksgiving/Black Friday happened and Nigerians got in on the craze; Hillary Clinton’s been mopping up those votes and now wants to go for a recount. And the revolutionalist and freedom fighter, the one who cannot be put in a box, Fidel Castro has died. His death was met with mixed reactions. What’s definite is the role he played in the emancipation of Africa.
See below our best tweets from the week (and they don’t all have to do with the topics above):
https://twitter.com/Fope_/status/801446704939696128
https://twitter.com/JimohIbrahimOFR/status/801125341951442944
Wow. Love is an incredible thing.. these ones lucked out. pic.twitter.com/NYG0ZdHiwr
— Kanga ? (@BohemianBoujee) November 22, 2016
Your candidate who was going to defeat ISIS is currently at war with Saturday Night Live and a Broadway musical.
— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) November 20, 2016
Uncles: don't worry, just graduate first, then it's guaranteed I'll get you a job
*graduated*
Nephew: I've graduated sir, the jobUncles: pic.twitter.com/K1IzWNHoEl
— Alaka? (@Seyithefirst) November 21, 2016
You have to explain journalism to a journalist.
You have to explain auto-tweets to a social media user.
Then you realize: No, I dont have to— Chude Jideonwo (@Chude) November 22, 2016
When my mother is sending me to the market.. There are no kidnappers around…but when its time for me to go out..kidnappers are everywhere?
— AJIJOLA ? (@ajijola_) November 24, 2016
Today last year I was in a hospital bed with brain cancer, now I'm getting ready to eat with my family. #dubchallenge pic.twitter.com/kdaSS2tnUE
— michael (@souljaboysdad) November 24, 2016
Good morning @cenbank
Just thought to ask if you're doing Black Friday sales on dollars
FYI
Most retailers are doing 50% discount
— Tunji Andrews (@TunjiAndrews) November 25, 2016
.@HillaryClinton has now won more votes than any white male President or presidential candidate in all of American history, including Trump. pic.twitter.com/ocwJbpvNq4
— Victoria Brownworth (@VABVOX) November 24, 2016
Bonus:
Mandela in the US laying into an audience member after criticizing his relationship with Castro and others. #RIPCastro pic.twitter.com/2So8BapvpR
— Khaya Dlanga (@khayadlanga) November 26, 2016
Ciao
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