Hardly a day goes by when a women does not scream on Twitter “All men are scum” or some variation of that.

This story proves both men and women are something, alright.

Do see below:

I was in keke yesterday and this nigga was seeing his girl off, she sat inside he was standing outside next thing they were kissing??

— Chef Obubu ? (@chefobubu) December 1, 2016

He now said "Your kiss is not happy" I'm thinking "ahh which one is happy kiss now biko"..she said "im not happy"

— Chef Obubu ? (@chefobubu) December 1, 2016

im like "yass get you a guy that know you" he said "i only want to make you happy" am thinking "aww goals" she said "you forgot something"

— Chef Obubu ? (@chefobubu) December 1, 2016

He said "what?"She said "You did not buy me mineral today" he said "its because I'm saving money so my baby enter keke home"she sulked..Me:?

— Chef Obubu ? (@chefobubu) December 1, 2016

He : "oya kiss me let me give you mineral; fanta or Coke?"

Me: God how have i offended you!??

She: your mineral is not sweet

Me: ????

— Chef Obubu ? (@chefobubu) December 1, 2016

Him: oya i will walk home, take my 100 naira & buy mineral

Me: goals??

Her:*sets mouth for kiss*

Keke man: una go pay for this nonsense o

— Chef Obubu ? (@chefobubu) December 1, 2016

2 people join us..

Me: finally?

Girl: *phone rings* Hello baby..

Me: Aww he's calling her ??

— Chef Obubu ? (@chefobubu) December 1, 2016

Her: I'm on my way

Me: ehmm didnt he just drop you off?

Her: i know..i know..sorry..i went to collect something there was a minor incident

— Chef Obubu ? (@chefobubu) December 1, 2016

Me:?? Someone gave up transport money for you to have mineral and he's a minor incident..minor! Not even major ??

Her: I'm coming now…

— Chef Obubu ? (@chefobubu) December 1, 2016

Her: shey you will come to the gate *pause* you know they lock it at 11:30 *pause* if i come how long will i stay? *pause* You come na…

— Chef Obubu ? (@chefobubu) December 1, 2016

Her: if they lock me out i will be in trouble*pause* i know you've been waiting, im sorry..*long pause*

Me:??

Her : come i have N100..

— Chef Obubu ? (@chefobubu) December 1, 2016

Somebody is walking home so you will drink sweet mineral but you are putting another man inside keke

Maybe he's the mineral?

Men are scum?

— Chef Obubu ? (@chefobubu) December 1, 2016

I dont know how i always find myself in this situation??

On my birthday i will tell you guys my Primark story? involves the police ??

— Chef Obubu ? (@chefobubu) December 1, 2016

Wonders will never end.