Every day, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1 Governor Ambode
Governor Ambode is proud of how the second Ojota bridge turned out. Do see below:
The new Ojota pedestrian bridge is a beauty at night. #ItesiwajuEko pic.twitter.com/yHaudObbBD
— Akinwunmi Ambode (@AkinwunmiAmbode) March 24, 2017
The new Ojota pedestrian bridge is a demonstration of our commitment to the welfare and safety of our people. #ItesiwajuEko pic.twitter.com/b1xb6VMgm6
— Akinwunmi Ambode (@AkinwunmiAmbode) March 24, 2017
2. Kolapo
Dear Governor Ambode, as you progress on this journey of converting Lagos into a mega city, you might want to obliterate daylight robbery, same way you evicted Otodo Gbame residents. Robbery and mega cities don’t go together, do they? Please see this shocking tale below:
So…i got robbed and brutally beaten in bus at Yaba on Tues and the most shocking thing of all was that the robbers had POS's with them.
— Kolapo (@kppe_) March 24, 2017
https://twitter.com/kppe_/status/845208934017323012
There was a pastor in the bus and they took all his ATMs and transferred his church funds. Man was crying when we were dropped off.
— Kolapo (@kppe_) March 24, 2017
The put "Aboniki" in our eyes all the while and dropped at a redeemed church at iponri.
— Kolapo (@kppe_) March 24, 2017
The put "Aboniki" in our eyes all the while and dropped at a redeemed church at iponri.
— Kolapo (@kppe_) March 24, 2017
POS! POS! Hay, God.
Condition haff critical
my knees were hit continiously to weaken me. I have bandages and it's getting better.
— Kolapo (@kppe_) March 24, 2017
One chance buses are common in Ojota. They pick people up, beat them, collect their money using POS and drop them at Anthony B/stop
— Shina Akinsanmi (@Akinsanmi20) March 24, 2017
Na wa o.
3. Gimba Kakanda
The UK and US are funny. Apparently, they are only interested in tracing a black person’s genealogy to Nigeria, when acts of terrorism are carried out. The latest is Khalid Masood.
Gimba Kakanda isn’t finding it funny:
4. Maureen Kabrik of BBOG
The BBOG group has a request for the media.
We urge d media never to stop talking about our ChibokGirls.Please don't forget them,U must continue to probe-@obyezeks#BBOGMediaThankUTour pic.twitter.com/NgKgWP0aaF
— Ms Maureen Kabrik (@MKabrik) March 24, 2017
Let there be no weakening on the voice we give to humanitarian disaster, herdsmen Crises,abuse of human rights, ChibokGirls ETC-@obyezeks pic.twitter.com/MVbCOLOXdp
— Ms Maureen Kabrik (@MKabrik) March 24, 2017
Memo received.
5. Ontlametse Phalatse & President Zuma
Oh, my.
*Sheds a tear*
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I'm marrying the boy from my 9th grade PE class in 6 weeks. I fell in love with his smile. Still in love with it 8 years later. pic.twitter.com/DFJ8tpK27i
— ebabbayyy (@eddeeennn_) March 22, 2017
I can't even lie, it's you Yoruba people that own gbedu ? pic.twitter.com/lFYvNzTJJT
— Prince C. (@Prince_II) March 24, 2017
This video of Barack Obama singing @EdSheeran's song "Shape Of You" is amazing.
Edit Credit: @Maestroziikos pic.twitter.com/D6mKGHaRdR
— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) March 23, 2017
If an African BBC reporter got interrupted ?? pic.twitter.com/G583mAra8h
— Michael Dapaah (@MichaelDapaah) March 22, 2017
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6. @ayeesha_oc
What do you do when you get betrayed by the very persons you trusted?
Please read this tale below:
This life sha! pic.twitter.com/s5aabcY92H
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) March 24, 2017
Nothing to cry about.
Best decision made was leaving them to her creator.
They did her a massive favor.
She will laugh last, ò certain https://t.co/ymMFxXvjXl— Babajide Fadoju (@BabajideFadoju) March 24, 2017
Comeuppance loading.
7. Donald Trump
Today, I was thrilled to announce a commitment of $25 BILLION & 20K AMERICAN JOBS over the next 4 years. THANK YOU Charter Communications! pic.twitter.com/PLxUmXVl0h
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 24, 2017
Wehdone, sah.
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