Top 10 ways to make your woman the happiest in the world

by Haley Kittsmiller black-couple-cuddling

It’s one thing to expect gifts on a birthday or holiday, but when you bring her something out of no where, for no reason, you are a king! It doesn’t even need to be something large, like jewelry, but if your out pumping gas, run inside and buy her favorite candy bar.

1. Compliment Her: The severity of this can not be expressed fully. Compliment in public, and mostly in private. Because when you are one on one, you’re only speaking to her and for her. Women are often too critical of themselves, and it’s your job as the man to make her feel great about herself. It’s hard for her to be down when you’re always holding her up. Be careful to not over-compliment. Over complimenting may seem fake, and even annoying.

Some might argue that it is easier to satisfy a man than a woman. Where this may be true, it is also possible that you may not be doing what it takes to make your woman happy.  The “happy wife, happy life” mantra has been uttered by thousands, but are you really doing what it takes?  The following is a guide for the big, and most importantly, the smaller things you can do in your life, to make your better half as happy as possible. Remember, not all relationships are created equal, and what works for you, won’t work for someone else.

2. Surprise Her:

It’s one thing to expect gifts on a birthday or holiday, but when you bring her something out of no where, for no reason, you are a king! It doesn’t even need to be something large, like jewelry, but if your out pumping gas, run inside and buy her favorite candy bar. Gift giving is not about money, something a lot of men haven’t grasped yet. It’s about thought. 

Some might argue that it is easier to satisfy a man than a woman. Where this may be true, it is also possible that you may not be doing what it takes to make your woman happy.  The “happy wife, happy life” mantra has been uttered by thousands, but are you really doing what it takes?  The following is a guide for the big, and most importantly, the smaller things you can do in your life, to make your better half as happy as possible. Remember, not all relationships are created equal, and what works for you, won’t work for someone else.

3. Spoil Her:

Once again, let’s emphasize that this is not about money. Or about buying anything at all. You can spoil her with gifts, or with your time. Whether its candy like we mentioned earlier, or a post it every morning saying something sweet, it’s crucial to make her feel like the world, as much as you possibly can. Make her friends jealous with the many ways you can spoil her, every girl likes that a little bit!

Some might argue that it is easier to satisfy a man than a woman. Where this may be true, it is also possible that you may not be doing what it takes to make your woman happy.  The “happy wife, happy life” mantra has been uttered by thousands, but are you really doing what it takes?  The following is a guide for the big, and most importantly, the smaller things you can do in your life, to make your better half as happy as possible. Remember, not all relationships are created equal, and what works for you, won’t work for someone else.

4. Be Fair in Bed:

This is where some of you guys go wrong. You expect a lot from the woman in bed, but are usually only willing to receive. When it comes to downtown, it’s like a telephone boys, it goes both ways. A lot of woman will hold their own on what they will do and not do in bed, but I promise you A LOT of your girls are doing things they hate, because they know you like it. Make sure and return that favor. Not just when it comes to downstairs, but positions, kissing, talking, and so on. You may think she’s satisfied, but remember we can fake a hell of a lot easier than you can. 

Some might argue that it is easier to satisfy a man than a woman. Where this may be true, it is also possible that you may not be doing what it takes to make your woman happy.  The “happy wife, happy life” mantra has been uttered by thousands, but are you really doing what it takes?  The following is a guide for the big, and most importantly, the smaller things you can do in your life, to make your better half as happy as possible. Remember, not all relationships are created equal, and what works for you, won’t work for someone else.

5. Don’t Yell:

It is so important to not yell at your woman during an argument. Women do yell, we scream, we can pitch a hell of a fit… but it’s important for you to keep your cool. Trust me, I get that this is unfair… but this is something you’ve got to try your best to do. You’ll forgive us for yelling much quicker than we’d forgive you. It’s scary for a woman to be yelled at, even if she knows there is no threat. It may not be the fairest of double standards, it’s safe to say that you guys have a leg up on us in way more situations. Let us have this one.  

Some might argue that it is easier to satisfy a man than a woman. Where this may be true, it is also possible that you may not be doing what it takes to make your woman happy.  The “happy wife, happy life” mantra has been uttered by thousands, but are you really doing what it takes?  The following is a guide for the big, and most importantly, the smaller things you can do in your life, to make your better half as happy as possible. Remember, not all relationships are created equal, and what works for you, won’t work for someone else.

6. Take out the Garbage:

Whether the woman is responsible for the all the domestic duties, or you split them, or whatever your situation may be… it is your job to take out the trash. Period. We are highly capable of doing this, but its a gesture of respect. Garbage is gross and disgusting, your woman is beautiful and fresh, just take the walk to the end of the driveway will ya?

Some might argue that it is easier to satisfy a man than a woman. Where this may be true, it is also possible that you may not be doing what it takes to make your woman happy.  The “happy wife, happy life” mantra has been uttered by thousands, but are you really doing what it takes?  The following is a guide for the big, and most importantly, the smaller things you can do in your life, to make your better half as happy as possible. Remember, not all relationships are created equal, and what works for you, won’t work for someone else.

7. Ask to Help:

Offer your help as much as you can. Offer when she’s cooking, or cleaning, or folding the laundry. 9 times out of 10, she’ll say no thank you (women can be just a proud as a man). This situation is a win win for you, while also giving her the piece of mind that her man is willing to lend a hand. In the 10% chance that she says yes, put a smile on and set the table, while keeping one eye on the game.

Some might argue that it is easier to satisfy a man than a woman. Where this may be true, it is also possible that you may not be doing what it takes to make your woman happy.  The “happy wife, happy life” mantra has been uttered by thousands, but are you really doing what it takes?  The following is a guide for the big, and most importantly, the smaller things you can do in your life, to make your better half as happy as possible. Remember, not all relationships are created equal, and what works for you, won’t work for someone else.

8. Dental Hygiene:

Where all hygiene is important to your woman, I cannot stress enough the importance of keeping your mouth right. If your girls not into morning sex, I’m willing to bet my bank account that it’s your breath. Girls care more about kissing during sex than guys, so if we can’t kiss you, you might as well rule out play time. So get up and brush those teeth. Brush before and after bedtime, and maintain regular cleanings. Not caring for your teeth will also lead to some serious dental bills in the future, and she could be buying a lot of Jimmy Choo’s for those 3 root canals you’re getting.

Some might argue that it is easier to satisfy a man than a woman. Where this may be true, it is also possible that you may not be doing what it takes to make your woman happy.  The “happy wife, happy life” mantra has been uttered by thousands, but are you really doing what it takes?  The following is a guide for the big, and most importantly, the smaller things you can do in your life, to make your better half as happy as possible. Remember, not all relationships are created equal, and what works for you, won’t work for someone else.

9. Establish Relationships with Family:

This rule is for the newbie relationships. I’m talking under 5 years. Don’t get me wrong, having relationships with your partners family is ALWAYS important over every year… but it is crucial in the beginning. Don’t try too hard to impress her mother (this will annoy her father and brother), and don’t try too hard to impress her brothers (this will annoy everyone). When it comes to sisters and fathers, they genuinely will warm up to you more than a mother and brothers… but there’s always exceptions to the rules. Try your hardest to make things work with her family, because nothing is more detrimental to a man and woman’s relationship, than issues with family.

Some might argue that it is easier to satisfy a man than a woman. Where this may be true, it is also possible that you may not be doing what it takes to make your woman happy.  The “happy wife, happy life” mantra has been uttered by thousands, but are you really doing what it takes?  The following is a guide for the big, and most importantly, the smaller things you can do in your life, to make your better half as happy as possible. Remember, not all relationships are created equal, and what works for you, won’t work for someone else.

10. Drive:

It just doesn’t look right when the man is riding shotgun. The man should always drive, and yes, there are always exceptions. But everyone knows that the guy should drive and escort his lady about town. Feel free to get the car door for us as well, although we are more than happy to open it ourselves.

Some might argue that it is easier to satisfy a man than a woman. Where this may be true, it is also possible that you may not be doing what it takes to make your woman happy.  The “happy wife, happy life” mantra has been uttered by thousands, but are you really doing what it takes?  The following is a guide for the big, and most importantly, the smaller things you can do in your life, to make your better half as happy as possible. Remember, not all relationships are created equal, and what works for you, won’t work for someone else.

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