Legally, when a woman is married off to someone, it means that she is no longer her parents’ responsibility.
Which explains just how teen bride Courtney Stodden was allowed to leave the house wearing little more than a leotard.
The 18-year old is no stranger to dressing like a lady of the night, but she managed to draw gasps from even the most hardened Stodden-watcher when she went out in a barely there skirt and later took it off completely.
The wife of Green Mile star Doug Hutchinson, 52, wore a metallic gold and silver bodysuit with a small buckled skirt over the top for her trip to the launch of Maggie Barry’s new M8 Urban collection.
But, as she arrived at the event, held somewhat ironically at La Maison de Fashion in Hollywood, she whipped open her tiny skirt, and stood proudly in just the metallic leotard, her gold PVC handbag poking out haphazardly from under one arm.
The ill-fitting all in one had shifted slightly as she wriggled her way along the red carpet, but thankfully she was wearing one of her trusty push-up bras which somewhat saved her modesty.
Courtney was wearing her new favourite pair of ‘stripper heels’, which have thick cork soles and long pointed heels.
They matched the shade of her fake tanned legs perfectly, giving the impression from a distance that she had elongated cloven hooves, like a mythical creature.
Her white toe and finger nails reflected the flash of the paparazzi’s bulbs, adding to her other worldly appearance.
As she strode past photographers, the tiny gold skirt rode up further, and it was possible to see a flash of Courtney’s crotch, not a very appealing or ladylike sight.
Courtney’s thick mane of peroxide blonde hair was styled in to loose tumbling waves, and looked as soft as candy floss.
Her hairline seemed fuzzy, perhaps due to freshly bleaching her roots ahead of the event.
It was clear that Courtney had gone to lots of effort to look as glamorous as possible, and she had taken time to perfectly apply her make-up.
She wore a thick layer of foundation, which unfortunately meant that her head and limbs were different colours, and a thick smear of bronzer on each cheek bone.
She broke the habit of a lifetime by leaving the heavy red lipstick to one side and opting for a metallic shade of dusky pink.
She kept on with the metal princess look by using bronze eyeshadow on her lids, and she seemed to be wearing cosmetic contact lenses in a vibrant blue colour.
They made her eyes seem quite lifeless, and on the whole her make-up application failed to bring out her natural prettiness, instead making her look rather hard faced.
Courtney didn’t seem to be in very high spirits, her feelings were concealed behind a fixed pout as she left the exclusive fashion event, where she was a star attraction along with Plastic Martyr, whose Twitter bio describes them as a ‘genderless alien’.
The couple has been the subject of media attention ever since, with Doug being called a ‘pedophile’ and ‘predator’ for marrying a girl who was under age.
The controversial couple appeared on the VH1 reality television series Couples Therapy last October, to solve problems Courtney claimed arose from their vast age difference.
Read more: Daily Mail
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