by Zara Mustapha

Derek Bennet, a man from Oklahoma gave a very sarcastic answer when he was caught masturbating in a supermarket in broad daylight. The man who was arrested after a call was made to the police said he was ‘genuinely surprised’ people had seen him.

Bennet was spotted by two Walmart customers who had seen him strolling around the store with his penis out – masturbating.

Metro News reports:

Though shocked shoppers told security, the 26-year-old managed to finish up and leave the store before the police arrived. Officers chased Bennett in their patrol car and pulled him over.

According to KRMG TV, the man immediately admitted to exposing himself when in custody, but was genuinely surprised that he had been spotted. He faces multiple counts of indecent exposure. The real question of course is why Walmart? Perhaps because it was a Walmart ‘Tire and Lube Express’ (I’m not even joking – that’s what it’s called). This incident comes just a fortnight after a man was sentenced for playing with himself in libraries while clutching a cucumber.