by Chinwe Okafor
Just when it was getting heated up, our censors board decides to ban the movie from screening at the cinemas.
While we drown in disappointment, the rest of the world are having fun watching the movie at cinemas. Maybe a little too much fun like this woman.
A woman in Sinaloa, Mexico was caught masturbating during a screening of Fifty Shades of Grey.
La Verdad reports, as translated through Movie Pilot, that the the 33-year-old woman was going to town on herself in the 12th row of a cinema when people complained and she was dragged out in handcuffs. Which, if I were to make a Fifty Shades-inspired joke here, probably only turned her on more.
Perhaps this all went down during the toast scene? I mean, it just makes sense. Shirtless Jamie Dornan and breakfast foods = instant orgasm, LADIES AMIRITE?
Sigh.
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