Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
1.
if a nun dies and goes to heaven, does that mean she’s nun of the above ? pic.twitter.com/V3gBGLVK5L
— O.A Esq. (@Oluwasemil00re) July 29, 2020
Don’t leave me o!
2.
https://twitter.com/solutiontweeted/status/1288379820020248578?s=20
All of a sudden the teacher is talking about the angle of depression and you have no idea how they got there.
3.
Garri after 30secs in water. pic.twitter.com/tEojGsos3K
— Hamilton (@hamiltonawah) July 28, 2020
It must rise
4.
ei rn breast dey wear shades https://t.co/UVR4Zfi4zI
— ty (@teikoszn) July 28, 2020
This one is no longer a bra, it’s now sunglasses
5.
https://twitter.com/__emdee/status/1288157491952590850?s=20
Every two days someone must ask “who was to blame?”
6.
https://twitter.com/aaire__/status/1287914848165277697?s=20
If you ignore the smell, mayonnaise is actually elite
7.
https://twitter.com/BiyiThePlug/status/1288392706922885120?s=20
Once a girl gets into a relationship, her legal name is now Baby. Please respect that.
8.
When your friend that you are copying answers from in the exam hall is trying to go and submit and you have only answered 2 questions. https://t.co/ehK0Utf5pV
— Daniel Onoja (@thedanielonoja) July 29, 2020
Please, last chance
9.
How to start a convo in the dm: “Hi beautiful, send me your acct no i wanna buy you lunch”
— T.O (@theolisa_) July 29, 2020
This is the only right way to do it
10.
https://twitter.com/Damii_aros/status/1288433310037954561?s=20
The only “good morning” messages I need are from Uche
