Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
https://twitter.com/TheHeadking__/status/1303379579386691584?s=20
Do we need to teach some people about what we call ‘situationship’
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https://twitter.com/_stephhani/status/1303377637885255682?s=20
To be fair, all is fair in love and war, so take what you get.
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https://twitter.com/Derah_93/status/1303372728469204992?s=20
This tweet should not be taken seriously! meditate in the toilet if you must.
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Do you feel jealous when you see others progressing?
Just put your right hand on your chest right now and say this prayer; oh God I'm a witch, please kill me!!— Engr. Obinnaya👷🏿👕👖👟 (@obyn_designs) September 8, 2020
If this is you avoid this prayer because the Lord listens.
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When the woman that reported me to my mom, is begging my mom to stop beating me. https://t.co/uxP62pSsdG
— ADAM👑 (@k_ore_y) September 7, 2020
We have all been here at some point. Even teachers who do the most fall in this category.
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Did u know that there's a smell in your house that you can't smell but only visitors can.
— DILLZ! (@BabyBoyDillZ) September 8, 2020
Please don’t think about this too much. It is true, but if you think about this too much, you may end up with OCD.
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https://twitter.com/sisi_Riaa/status/1303236824534593537?s=20
Take a cue from this and either choose to be a tormentor with texts and email or just walk away when you see this.
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Apart from those women that serve food at weddings, which other people think they've made it in life? 🤔
— Nappy Blaze⚡ (@Nappyblaze) September 8, 2020
There is a list, but these ones are part of the people topping that list.
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Someone said "what if we stop educating short people and start keeping them as pet"😂💔
— KOREY🌚 (@Hakorede__) September 8, 2020
Why? Just why? Don’t let Kevin Hart see this though!
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https://twitter.com/Dre_Ova/status/1303367659774504960?s=20
You should learn to start your own back seat party.
