Today’s Noisemakers: Kemi Lewis, Ebuka, Tolu Ogunlesi and others [The Lekki-VI floods edition]

Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1 Kemi Lewis

8th July, 2017

Dear July

It was all madness today in Lekki as roads turned unmanageable rivers and everything on wheels got stuck. The lamentations from Island living Lagosians tormented social media.

2. Folarin was also a victim

Eromo sympathises

3. Adeyinka

Hey, but it wasn’t all bad. Look at this. What other opportunity would he have to catch a Croc? A freaking Croc!

What’s better than a Croc? This fresh fish

Who’d have imagined?

4. Chydee

Spare a thought for all the flooded homes…

Or you could simply pray Chydee’s prayer:

5. Doc C

Someone has to come out the winner in all this. Doc’s betting on:

Always remember, there’s a price to pay for being a Lekki big girl or guy. Your landlord can explain:

6. Odunayo

Joining Odunayo to side eye all those Noahs who missed their call


7. Sir Andrew Alli warns against global warming

8. Tolu Ogunlesi disputes it

Everybody weighs in

Come quickly, August break.

9. Ross George

This is the crux of the matter:

10. Douglas Imaralu

Give it up for Mainland peeps:

This is our fear:

Thinking Through:

This is our future:

Press repeat.

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