Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
See ehn? We are tired too.
You are not making sense, sit down.
Oil money is sweeet.
Like I keep saying, men are trash.
Oloshi no gbogbo won.
Dami, adopt me.