If you haven’t been following the news, then you’ve been missing out. But we’ll help you.

Apparently, Osun state governor Rauf Aregbesola has been under fire on all rounds for his non-payment of salaries for earners in his state. Although he claims this isn’t true, no one is buying it.

Trust Nigerians to make a joke out of everything.

TEACHER: Who is the President of Nigeria?
CHILDREN: (They all chorused) Lamido Sanusi!
TEACHER: Correct! Who is the Minister of Defence?
CHILDREN: Asari Dokubo!
TEACHER: Good! What is the capital city of Nigeria?
CHILDREN: Enugu!
TEACHER: Very good! Who composed the National Anthem?
CHILDREN: D-Banj and 2face!
TEACHER: Excellent. What do
you call people from Moscow?
CHILDREN: Mosquitoes!
TEACHER: Perfect! How much is 2 + 5?
CHILDREN: 25!
TEACHER: That’s great! You’re going to be stupid like this until Aregbesola pays my salary.