Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1 Donald Trump
TGIF! That alone tells us you’re not in the mood for deep, political stuff. So today’s compilation is random stuff.
For instance, President Trump’s speech, which we assure you will evoke laughter for days. Gosh, the American media knows how to poke fun at its POTUS.
WATCH:
Trump says Puerto Rico, an island, is "surrounded by water, big water" pic.twitter.com/kdjHcMh2U2
— VICE News (@VICENews) September 29, 2017
And the people of God say:
Finally! We have a location! https://t.co/n9lvn8yrhE
— Ezinne Ukoha 🇳🇬 (@nilegirl) September 29, 2017
https://twitter.com/ojaysays/status/913845537488736258
2. Senator Shehu Sani
The good Senator seems to find a way into our list every day. This time he’s picking a bone with that Grasscutter’s report. Those who know, know.
May be the hard copy of the Veepee's report was eaten by rodents and the soft copy in the flash drive was damaged by virus.
— Senator Shehu Sani (@ShehuSani) September 29, 2017
3. Seun Onigbinde
Budgit CEO, as always, has numbers on his mind, but it’s so not what you think this time:
After 35 years of service, my Mum, a primary school teacher, retired today. Her last salary was N113,000. I am so proud of her.
— Olúṣeun Onígbindé (@seunonigbinde) September 29, 2017
Let the record reflect that we find this tweet sweet.
4. Clarence
In case you’re not aware, Fayose has been campaigning for the 2019 presidential elections. Dammit, we said no politics today.
Anyway, Clarence has already set his face, posture and everything ahead of time. Like they say, he who fails to plan…
https://twitter.com/Clarenceonyeks/status/913823972717940736
5. Kassie
Now this is a tweet we can get behind. Only GOT fans will get this:
https://twitter.com/Kassie_Usman/status/913846957650710533
Very. Valid. Question.
6. Chydee
In today’s installment of TwitterNG’s creepy crawlers, we have Ogbeni Travis, who managed to leave Chydee stunned.
7. Sam Hart
Regardless of the creeps, we pray:
May your joy be full. Nothing missing, nothing broken.
— Sam Hart, mni (@hartng) September 29, 2017
Amin!
Enjoy your weekend.
