Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
1.
In Call of Duty, Multiplayer mode is for men that are not afraid to fail and learn from their mistakes.
Battle Royale is for men looking for rich husbands.
— Mazi Marvin the Paranoid Android (@Boboye_Ak) April 13, 2020
Thanks for the elucidation bro.
2.
Davido is turning his boys to Landlords.
You, common to give me your female colleague phone number you no go gree and you call yourself my friend.
Tueh! Tueh!
— PorPorRee ? (@VEJ0ME) April 13, 2020
What for?
3.
A pastor came to our house with his daughter and the girl called me “Monitoring Spirit”. The Pastor legit said his daughter use to see vision and she has seen a Monitoring Spirit in our house. Fake pastor just failed scam 101?
— MONITORING_SPIRIT (@Sonjoe_Kutuh) April 13, 2020
4.
You are insulting Akin Alabi cos he said u’re not the target market for $1m apartment in Eko Atlantic, but u were amongst those who said we can’t say Innoson vehicles are overpriced/ugly if we can’t afford it.
I’m sure u now feel the pain some of us felt when u spewed ur okoto.
— BABYBOSS (@tejumania) April 13, 2020
5.
Interviewer: why are you a feminist?
Me: Because I’m tired of nonsense abeg. Are you not tired?? Ah. Me I’m very tired pls.
— OluTimehin Adegbeye (@OhTimehin) April 13, 2020
6.
I remember when they robbed us at school and my ajebo sister @Fehiintola was shouting “who the hell is there” ? why do you have to take someone else’s property, its not yours” ?
— Mide Ajiboye (@MideAjiboye) April 13, 2020
LMAO.
7.
Who else heard when President Buhari said tomorrow everybody should go and have sex that will last for Another 14 days.
— MONITORING_SPIRIT (@Sonjoe_Kutuh) April 13, 2020
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