Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
They’ll ask you for skin routine, you’ll say ‘just drink water’. Have I been been drinking fuel??
— Samuel Mbah (@Mbahdeyforyou) May 26, 2020
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Stop asking me my likes and dislikes, i like money and I dislike not having money. Don’t come and stress me dear.
— ᴋᴇʟᴇᴄʜɪ † (@_igwilo) May 26, 2020
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Android users that use hacked netflix and iPhone users that use Xender to play songs are both capable of highway robbery tbh
— Aba Boy ? (@Frank_LeanXV) May 26, 2020
4.
One of my founder paddis went from tracking developmental milestones to selling dildos and is seeing serious market penetration ?.
Pivot of a lifetime!
I stan!
— Ikpeme Neto (@docneto) May 26, 2020
5.
I actually sleep right in the middle of my bed. Mattress that I bought with my money. Why am I sleeping on only one side?
— Moe (@Mochievous) May 26, 2020
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Lmao I’m dying at someone saying plantain chips is part of what she puts in her overnight bag. The sound of pra pra would run me mad
— ‘dayo (@Beardrain) May 26, 2020
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What is in my overnight bag? Cane.
As a 30+ woman, I don’t take nonsense.— Moe (@Mochievous) May 26, 2020
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