Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here are the ones we saw today:
Got tired of walking everywhere, so I just mixed Helium, Lithium, Cobalt, Platinum & Erbium in a gigantic bowl and made myself a HeLiCoPtEr
— Four-eyed Edo boy™ (@Alex_Houseof308) July 8, 2020
After 200 Level, that’s when you’ll realize that University is not just about taking pictures..
— AJIBOLA 💧 (@jibbyford_) July 8, 2020
When you put HushPuppi in cell without life support like Snapchat, Gucci clothes, exotic cars etc. Why wouldn’t he test positive to Covid-19?
— Richard (@meettherichard) July 8, 2020
You’d be out there thinking your babe is a premium babe not knowing she can’t whistle, wink or snap her fingers.
— É (@Ebuka__N) July 8, 2020
Nigerian men out two drops of Dettol antiseptic liquid in their bathing water and use Irish Springs or Imperial Leather and sponge to wash their face and start feeling on top of the world.
— May I my Lord? Can I? (@larabillionaire) July 8, 2020
My social media manager dey do giveaway and sales without my consent.
— Burna boy is coming,look busy! (@ziza_lee) July 8, 2020
nothing more annoying than niggas twisting their fingers in your belly button in an attempt to turn you on. No sir, what you’re doing is turning my stomach & now I have to take flagyl.
— chaos (@Noirlurver_) July 8, 2020