Everyone wants a piece of the action.

On Monday, we witnessed a little bank on bank action as Sterling bank trolled Diamond Bank for its spelling abilities after it sent out a tweet in the internet ‘shorthand lingua’.

It rattled the Internet as it got people talking.

Now Diamond Bank’s chief executive office, has strolled by.

So he tweeted that his bank is ‘too cool below 0, too hot to handle’ by Sterling Bank

2 kool b low 0 2 hot 2 handle. Regardless save with friends borrow for free with Diamond eSuSu

— Uzoma Dozie (@Uzoma_Diamond) May 24, 2016

 

Now here are 3 classy steps he used in replying the troll

Step 1> Acknowledge the enemy, neutralize the attack.

Step 2> Double down on the abbrevations. It wasn’t a mistake. It’s cool for school.

Step 3> Betray no anger, we are not children here.

Step 3> Earth to CEO: Pivot, pivot and sell whatever you are selling AGAIN.

Well played.

Your move, Sterling.