Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here’s a roundup of the best we saw today:
My attention has just been drawn to the fact that DSS arrested EFCC Chairman over fraud allegations
Referee don collect Red Card inside Match
Wetin Lampard no go see for West Ham.
— Ebube The Statesman (@akaebube) July 6, 2020
I just read somewhere that Shina Rambo once robbed 40 exotic cars in one day and drove all of them in a convoy, from Lagos to Cotonou
See audacity 😂😂
— BOY NIKTRO (@niktro_vybe) July 6, 2020
DSS arrests EFCC Chairman over alleged fraud and money laundering.
Ole ni everybody las las.
— Alhaji Royz🀄️ (@royzkingin) July 6, 2020
I was at an interview in 2015, and the recruiter asked “who is the Deputy Governor of Adamawa state”
I froze for few seconds, smiled and asked him to please pass me my CV & cover letter.
I spent 500naira printing those documents, it will be useful for another interview.
— Alex Oluwatobi (@alexlobaloba) July 6, 2020
When you start wearing lace top, with Bootcut trousers, sneakers and shades, they start saying “you are fashionable”.
— CHISOM (@_PLICE) July 6, 2020
My grandma once called me a technology guru because I helped her increase her phone’s brightness😂
— IKENNA👑 (@Iam_ikjoseph) July 6, 2020
My girlfriend told me that if I buy her a stupid gift again that she will burn it, so I bought a candle. 😎
— Tosin🇳🇬🙎🏾♂️ (@Ohloowatoscene) July 6, 2020