by Elnathan John
I think I know now why the President doesn’t respond to my WhatsApp messages. He looks down on me because I am poor. I don’t even have a car anymore while his friends escort him to countries like Kenya in their private jets. All I can say to him is let my enemies live long and see what I will be in future.
God knows how to protect his people. So, I found out that I am number six on the Presidential sniper list. Don’t ask me how I know. I have my sources. But look at it yourself: Malam El-rufai tweeted that he was number seven on the sniper list. I was beginning to rejoice that this meant that I was a more important enemy to this government than even the small but mighty Nasir El-rufai- I thought that meant that God was beginning to bless my hustle and this blessing was becoming sufficiently apparent to my political enemies. But my happiness was truncated when I heard that the list was done in alphabetical order and Elnathan came just before El-rufai. Still, I am happy that they consider me important enough to be on the sniper list. Dear supporters, do not panic. It is a good sign. They are feeling us.