A drunken British man has been banned from partying after he was busted having sex with a 4×4.
Daniel Cooper, 24, who likes to be called “Hotc–k,” was caught on surveillance camera stripping naked and grinding against a $50,000 blue Land Rover Discovery in Holywell town center.
The father of three had earlier tried to ride the counter of a fast-food joint, stunning staff by pushing his pants down around his ankles and also humping the floor.
Arrested by cops, he later said he “wasn’t used to drinking” and couldn’t even remember what he’d done.
A Land Rover Discovery. ‘[Daniel] is not a pretty sight when naked,’ a friend flippantly said. ‘We all felt sorry for the Land Rover and hope it wasn’t offended.’
His memory of Aug. 18. was only refreshed, the Telegraph reports, when he was shown footage of his antics.
Cooper confessed to indecent exposure this week at Flintshire Magistrates’ Court.
He was ordered to pay $134 and has been banned from going outside between 7 p.m. and 7 a.m. on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays for three months.
Cooper’s attorney said his client, who had been out with friends, was a “responsible family man” who was “mortified and totally ashamed.”
A pal told The Sun that Cooper would “never live this down.”
“Everyone is saying he was tired and exhausted afterwards,” he added. “He is not a pretty sight when naked. We all felt sorry for the Land Rover and hope it wasn’t offended.”
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