Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
As a Nigerian, we’ve grown to believe that whenever a relative come back from odobo oyinbo (abroad), he/she must be loaded with cash 😏
What if they went there to suffer and came back pretending ?😁😁
You pple would have tagged him ur Dangote and Otedola already 😢😢
— DJObaMedia 🎧 (@ObadareTohBad) May 12, 2020
Because of one pure bliss biscuit and one sachet water you post “he made my day?”🤡
— Man Like Praise™ (@First_alphas) May 12, 2020
I just remembered when I got my first phone back in ’05 and went to Emeka Offor plaza to buy a sim. Got back home with the sim and I couldn’t find the phone
It was stolen at the plaza,😫😫
Fam till today, I haven’t fully recovered from the emotional trauma.
— Obi Of Onitsha🇨🇦 (@cliqik) May 12, 2020
A friend said: In Nigeria, a fat guy from a rich family is called BIGGY, while a fat guy from a poor family is called OROBO. That’s where corruption started.
I’m still laughing 😂😂😂
— ⚡💧A.J💧⚡ (@aarerilwan) May 12, 2020
Monitor everything you were doing when you won her attention,
Most times, if you don’t continue or spice it, you’ll loose her…🌷
If na with Shawarma 🥙 you start with, just open Eatery!
— Waist Beads Fairy 🌹🌺🌻 (@Pilz_z) May 12, 2020