by Chinwe Okafor
Ali Baba woke up this morning feeling a little bit cheery, enough to have a message for the ladies.
And so he approached Instagram and reposted a picture with the words ‘Be Mentally Attractive’ and he captioned the picture with,
‘God bless who put this up. It’s not only about curves unless it comes with serious LEARNING CURVES. It’s not about lipsticks but whether what you say from your LIP STICKS. It’s not about your breast but also how ABREAST you are on issues that matter. It’s not about how you walk but what’s your WALK OF LIFE. It’s not about your looks alone but your FORESIGHT. It’s not about child bearing hips… But to BEAR CHILDREN that SHOOT FROM THE HIPS. ITE not even about your bum, but what can make someone say YOUR ARE THE BOMB! Its not about your complexion… It’s about your COMPREHENSION, stupid! And for God Sakes!! It not about who you know, ITS ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE KNOWN FOR! And It’s not about your accent sef… Can what you COLOUR, with that accent, make you ASCEND TO RECOGNITION with flying COLOURS… Be mentally attractive… 5 Bs are core!’