Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here are the ones we saw today:
Heard it’s flooded in Lagos. Damn. Thank God I didn’t buy that land in Banana Island. I feel justified now 👀
— C 🇳🇬 (@conradisson) June 18, 2020
‘I live in Lekki, I live on the Island’.
So says the Ignorant one who forgot that Noah included Lagos State as part of the catchment areas during the Great flood.
— One.acre says Free Dadiyata (@NekkaSmith) June 18, 2020
Imagine engaging in football banter on the TL and you got angry enough to use VN to shalaye forgetting you’re a catfish 💀
— Ọkọ Jemima Ọsunde 💦 (@theolaoflagos_) June 18, 2020
Sometimes I literally put on my Airpods without playing anything just to avoid people talking to me. May be I will just bob my head once or twice while passing.
— A M E E N U✨⚕️ (@Ameenu_IG) June 18, 2020
My neighbour that got married to another wife because the first wife gave birth to 4 females just gave birth to female twins 😂😂
— ICE cream😝 (@toyor_pr) June 18, 2020
When Bernard Dayo isn’t writing about pop culture, he’s watching horror movies, anime and trying to pretend his addiction to Netflix isn’t a serious condition.