Sex workers offer free services to celebrate Buhari’s victory – terms and conditions apply

by Chinwe Okafor

Yes, you read it right.

Apparently, free sex is the winner in all this according to the National Association of Nigeria Prostitutes (NANP).

The association congratulated the presidential-elect, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari on his victory in the just concluded presidential election and in the same tone, praised Jonathan for conceding to defeat, peacefully.

Well they did promise in January when they publicly declared their support for him that there would be three days of free sex nationwide should he win the elections. Three days!

And they appear to be ready to keep their promise.

Urging its members nationwide to comply with the directive, a statement by the association’s National Secretary, Jessica Elvis, said, “Please kindly extend NANP’s felicitation to Gen. Buhari for winning the presidential election. On behalf of every member of NANP, we heartily congratulate the People’s General for winning the poll. As part of our earlier promise, we will be declaring a three-day free sex nationwide. We want all our members to honour this directive. We want to use this privilege to beg the President-elect to look into the welfare of this association. We believe his victory will surely better this harmless struggle,” the SMS read.

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