Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here are the ones we saw today.
1.
Jokes aside, women will say because men don’t do this or find this disgusting, it is toxic masculinity. Is it not crack?
— POWERPLAY⚡️ (@1DJPowerPlay) June 26, 2020
2.
Do BDSM people ever get scared of getting fully tied up?
What if your partner(s) suddenly starts pouring thyme and curry on you??
— The Equaliser ⚖ (@TheDilichi) June 26, 2020
3.
Oxlade Chamberlain left Arsenal and won UCL and EPL in less than 24 months. That’s the best example for those that are in a toxic relationship. LEAVE!!!
— Tobi Samuel Snow (@iam_foleymessi) June 25, 2020
4.
If you have yahoo boys as friends or you collect money from yahoo boys, and you come on this App to criticize hushpuppi
You’re nothing but a hypocrite and it is dog that will eat your mouth.
— Biyi The Plug 🔌 (@BiyiThePlug) June 26, 2020
5.
It’s like I’m Nigeria u have to be “sharp” or “street smart” so people don’t use u to catch cruise. For people like me this is serious hard work. Can we just be honest and carefree? I’m too lazy to be a sharp girl.
— 👩🏾💻 (@_Etidollars) June 26, 2020
6.
If you go to a rich mans house, Play with only what you can afford.
Make you no go break Mercedes Back light wey them Dey sell 350k
— SOMTO 🚨 🇳🇬 (@SomtoSocial) June 26, 2020
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