Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
Nigeria is a ZOO, Buhari is not our President yen yen yen yen
But you are lamenting, begging Buhari to come and evacuate you from US, UK, South Africa, Europe, India, Dubai, China free of charge
Nigerians are dying of hunger
But you almost pulled down GT Gate
You are cursed!
— Abdul (@ishakaa) May 13, 2020
Before I get rich, let me drop this disclaimer…
“I already know all my cousins”
— Retired Hardguy (@The_Octoberman) May 13, 2020
“He’s so romantic”
Na money bro.
— D A M I (@kolayodam_) May 13, 2020
Everybody cannot be doing fitfam.
I’m not a woman or preacher of fit.
I’m a food! I’m an eat! I’m a junk!
I’m Adaku Olounje!
— Sansa Stark The Phoenix (@_Oroboghene) May 13, 2020
The gases no longer invite Nitrogen oxide to play ball cos he always says NO. They don’t ask his brother Nitrogen dioxide, coz he says NO₂. Dem no dey ever ask Oxygen, because that one na Otu
— Four-eyed Edo boy™ (@Alex_Houseof308) May 13, 2020
The girls that left Kanye West when he was broke, how will they feel now?
Ladies be careful not to make the same mistake with me😌
— Alhaji Blobz👳 (@iamblobz) May 13, 2020