Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
People are buying masks in traffic
AND THEY ARE TESTING AND RETURNING UNTIL THEY FIND THE PERFECT ONE TO WEAR IMMEDIATELY THEY BUY.
— LIQUID METAL (@Oscardalii) May 4, 2020
If you ever actively watched & enjoyed Supergirl or the flash, don’t suggest series to me abeg.
— Ichie Bullion (@principe_viii) May 4, 2020
Saw a cockroach turned on its back, struggling to get back to get up, it looked like it needed help, so I helped get it to its feet & then I killed it
To teach it a lesson it’s probably never going to learn, some people want to help you stand so they can push you off themselves
— Aba Boy 👽 (@Frank_LeanXV) May 4, 2020
Abacha steady sending us stock up money from the grave…
I stan a national sugar daddy.
— UG (@UgwunnaEjikem) May 4, 2020
You can’t sleep because you’re owing too many people, don’t be saying it’s insomnia😒
— Samuel Mbah (@Mbahdeyforyou) May 4, 2020
Nigeria just received $311,000,000 ( N120,000,000,000 ) Abacha Loot from the United States Government.
He saw the future and decided to gift us with special Corona palliatives.
— Iseunife The First (@Shawnifee) May 4, 2020
Whenever Abacha is bored in heaven he always send money to Nigeria.
A king I Stan!
— Lamarr ❁ (@Kinglamarr___) May 4, 2020