Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
1.
Honestly wonder how people get custard wrong. Pap is a wild animal, I understand. But custard, you actually need to be talented to screw it up.
— Three Eyed Tissann (@tissann_) April 16, 2020
2.
Joeboy ? releasing short songs.
Before you rush from your room to go and watch the video of his song in the sitting room, song has finished ???.
Why dis ?
— Pastor Ola ✨ (@Biisi96) April 16, 2020
3.
Plenty things have happened to me in this life. Once chance? I don enter am.
Chased by dog? Na me again.
Slept off inside bus and woke up 26 stops after my stop? It’s this same me.— bourgeoisie & dapper (@larabillionaire) April 16, 2020
4.
I struggle so much in writing Roman numerals, until I get to 159
Then it just CLIX
— ? Daddy oyoyo (@Blaaq_ie) April 16, 2020
5.
Titans are really sending money to Tacha because they’ve not heard from her in a while.
What sorcery is this??
— Lamarr ❁ (@Kinglamarr___) April 16, 2020
6.
Use the lockdown season to work on your stomok. Don’t scroll pass like you didn’t see this. I’m talking to you ??
— LazyChef ?? (@JahmalUsen) April 16, 2020
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