When you’re tired of criticising because no one is listening or you’re fed up of speaking out because no one’s paying attention, what is the next best thing? Blessing, of course.

Nigeria is a deeply religious country and if there’s one thing we understand, it’s the efficacy of blessings and curses- and sometimes a blessing can actually be a curse in disguise. Speaker and poet, Juliet ‘Kego has chosen this route to get her message across. Considering her choice of packaging, we hope more than a few ears will perk up.

Enjoy:

God bless President Buhari, for saddling us with his friend Adamu Adamu and ferrying his children off to enjoy UK Education. We will rise o?

— Juliet 'Kego (@julietkego) July 17, 2017

God bless BAT, Ajimobi, Aregbesola for sending their kids to best schools abroad, yet 34K LAUTECH students stay idle- 411 Days! They'll RISE

— Juliet 'Kego (@julietkego) July 17, 2017

God bless Fashola, my dear uncle tipe tipe, for promising us constant electricity and for the excuses he's eloquently giving now. We'll RISE

— Juliet 'Kego (@julietkego) July 17, 2017

For some things are universal -LOVE wins over hate, eventually; TRUTH illuminates and disintegrates ALL lies; JUSTICE WILL always be served

— Juliet 'Kego (@julietkego) July 18, 2017

Reactions:

and may I also say, God will Judge those who were deliberately part of the 'Buhari's APC Change' conspiracy and falsehood?

— Mz. Chijioke Kanu (@cjmokas) July 18, 2017

Bloody politicians.