Twitter is a mock up of the best and the worst of virtually everything; e.g, relationships, politics, misogynists, the list goes on. So sometimes, to better appreciate the worst, folks like to pose questions like this:
Describe your worst break up
— Andy O'tam ?? (@MrMake_HerSmile) July 25, 2017
And wait for drama to flood the TL, which it did. We curated a few of the stories below. These are our top 10 picks for the worst break up stories you’ll ever read.
Who makes these humans, by the way?
1 I can’t breathe
I had just been rejected by multiple universities, my brother was drinking himself to death like my sister had done the year before
— izintombi ZamaNyanda? (@zee_nyanda) July 25, 2017
It was 3 days before my 18th birthday, I was busy with my matric finals… He woke up and decided he doesn't wanna be with me anymore
— izintombi ZamaNyanda? (@zee_nyanda) July 25, 2017
Said he felt suffocated by my love, it was too much for him. 3 days later he is dating a girl he once told me not to worry about
— izintombi ZamaNyanda? (@zee_nyanda) July 25, 2017
2. F.O.R.M.A.T
Dude stole my identity and bought a car ??♂️??♂️??♂️
— CrookedGlassesGirl (@_Angiebtv) July 26, 2017
— Steve Jones (@remmy1881) July 26, 2017
3. The real Get Out
https://twitter.com/dazedpeach/status/889929692412870657
4. Stop-gap measure
We lived together, he threw out all my shit n said "I was using you but I have a job now so I don't need you" (I was paying rent till then) pic.twitter.com/SiyMsvRRYn
— ?IssYoGirl (@IM_Nizzy) July 26, 2017
5. Back to school
My 1st love, 5th Grade. Her name was Brooke. We graduated Elementary School, she moved. Never saw or heard from her again.
— Uncle Lou (@Uncle_Lou2U) July 26, 2017
6. Who you gonna call?
https://twitter.com/_MegWhite_/status/889993243177488384
7. Married to Jesus
So this girl dumped me a week in. She told me she feels like she's cheating on Jesus. I never got wipe the bullshit from her lips' corners. pic.twitter.com/fpKD4866k7
— Truman Gatsby (@KYCAce) July 25, 2017
8. 
This is my confession
It went on for 4 months then he said "I'm in love with my ex"
And sent me the Chris Brown song in a text message.— Lexy (@lexiiei) July 26, 2017
9. April fool
Dumped on April 1st via text…only to get a DM on April 2nd "I love 2…so to be fair I will leave you all"
I now can't stand April fools
— JASON TODD (@kweyu_bryant) July 26, 2017
10. B.O.L.T
So I dated this nigga for like 6months. One day we in town, he just started running. Took off. Never saw him again? https://t.co/t7qwt4qZIN
— r o g u e ?? (@makaitah) July 25, 2017
No way….
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