Are you ready for an education? Take a seat, Twitter NG has your back. Perhaps you’ve lived in Nigeria all your life and take our local lingos for granted. Still, we must ask: do you know what “Yahoo Yahoo” really means?
It became a very important question once Falz dissed his colleagues 9ice for selling the Nigerian youth on “yahoo” in their music videos.
So what is “yahoo yahoo”? 419? Yup. But it is more expansive than that.
Take it in:
https://twitter.com/PAPY_CHU_LO/status/878226428994572292
U still dey ur papa house 6 years after NYSC dey yab Yahoo Yahoo .. how can you just volunteer to be unfortunate ? Huh ?
— Mayowa (@Mayoveli) June 23, 2017
Real recognize real.
Yahoo G's recognize Yahoo G's
Hoelosho recognize HoeloshoFraud is fraud. https://t.co/FPtmbI8Q8d
— Team France ?? (@Iam_Abdulaxis) June 23, 2017
Yahoo boys or no Yahoo boys. We're all scammers. Falz can't deny he doesn't have a G-boy friend. Living Things is a song for the hustler
— Soliu Ibrahim (@Spororon) June 23, 2017
Double standards
Yahoo boys that will condemn the Same olosho's you know they patronize .
dissing the vagina that fed u..
Ungrateful bastards .— Tosin (@SABA_LEE) June 23, 2017
But when you face them for their fraud it's 'u don't know the hustle '
Bloody hypocrites— Tosin (@SABA_LEE) June 23, 2017
'U don't know the hustle '
But you're looking down on boys earning noble income and chilling with their henny in the club— Tosin (@SABA_LEE) June 23, 2017
Because you're doing bottles with ur fraud money .
Everybody just likes to play the victim .
Fuck off— Tosin (@SABA_LEE) June 23, 2017
Yahoo Yahoo repercussion
https://twitter.com/iam_Maxkid/status/878203005266526208
If they can even do their yahoo in peace and not snatch person gf shebi it will be good pic.twitter.com/WVi52fqM1D
— HIGH CHIEF OSHODI (@CryptoMilitia) June 23, 2017
Thinking in dense
Someone said Yahoo yahoo has reduced crime rate… How can a crime on its own reduce crime? pic.twitter.com/sfzYLv1i0Z
— Genius Joker NG ?? (@GeniusJokerNG) June 23, 2017
But wait a minute…
How come every girl on my TL bashing Yahoo boys.
Who's now dating them pic.twitter.com/CgRxq6fzNz
— DJ XpliciT (@DjXpliciT9) June 23, 2017
Let’s play what if
What If you get to heaven and The angels tell you that yahoo yahoo and fraud are not sins? #Wanstreet
Me:
Cc @whobesurprize pic.twitter.com/4dI5rFTZOF
— Enekem ? (@EnekemGreg) June 23, 2017
Falz’s cross
Henceforth, Falz shouldn't
1. Shake a yahoo boy
2. Sit beside a yahoo boy
3. Perform at a show being sponsored by a yahoo boy
?????— DO (@ThisIsDotun) June 23, 2017
The rest of us
We wey get home training observing Nigerian yoots on Twitter discuss @falzthebahdguy's comments on the need to stop glorifying yahoo boys pic.twitter.com/9CGCHZkziI
— Oo Nwoye (@OoTheNigerian) June 23, 2017
Another day in lala land.
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