Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Korede Bello

Let your ‘Thank yous’ be more than your complaints.

— Korayday Bello (@koredebello) June 19, 2018

Yes o! Complaints actually hide the real evil…

2. Noisemaker

Against Morocco it was a corner, Against Nigeria it was a corner, Against Tunisia it was a corner, even Against Egypt that free kick was from corner.

Do you now see the effect of the yeye one corner dance Ghanian brought to Africa?
no wonder they didn't even qualify at all.

— The Noisemaker™ (@noisemaker__) June 19, 2018

Lool! This one is not alright oo

3. Diji Aderogba

~ Men are strong, some are acting strong because of the society. We get treated bad & yet, people expect us to be calm and be the man. 5% of what women pass through in marriage/society, men pass through them x100 but no one listens cus “He’s a Man”..

I live in this society.

— director D. (@dijiaderoGBA) June 19, 2018

Hmmm… deep words…sad truth.

The title of a proposed ‘book’: “Being A Man”.

4. Bhadmus Hakeem

Hard guy hard guy, but you used to Vibrate like someone that has Epilepsy when cumming. pic.twitter.com/H0xOhC0U9K

— Biyi The Plug ? (@Baddman20) June 18, 2018

You people, you people ehn! Stop shouting joor!

Whereas I should stand still like a Dead wood abi? ?‍♂️Leave me and my vibration alone. https://t.co/vnn3zHvCWv

— #PrayForNigeria ??? (@Bhadoosky) June 19, 2018

5. Alaanuoluwa

You’re in a bus & you’re trash talking the bus driver then he replies you “how much you get for account sef? Na me buy my bus myself, you fit buy am?” So it hits you that you are actually just a poor man who can speak English & dress well. 😂

— Obaisi Alaanuloluwa (@Alaanuloluwa_) June 19, 2018

The driver needs to ask him.

Just like Uber riders ‘trash talk’ Uber drivers. Speaking English does not buy or sell anything, walahi!

6. Dipo Awojide

Atiku and Tinubu’s children are on this app. I know at least 7 of them. They don’t fight and insult people daily. That nonsense is not good for classy and smart young adults. The job of abusing is reserved for you, an agent without self-respect; who can be expended at any time.

— Dr. Dipo Awojide (@OgbeniDipo) June 19, 2018

If only ‘they’ will read and comprehend this. But no, they will still go after Dr Dipo. *hisses and walks away*.

7. African Star Apple

Back then when I was small, I use to sing praise and worship song when passing a dark place so that ojuju wee not catch me.????

— ?CREDENCE??? (@BrendanCredence) June 19, 2018

Lol! Now you are forming hard chick hard chick. If ‘we’ catch you ehn.