Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Biyi

Honestly, Most ladies want to be getting paid for being in a relationship

That’s the major reason most of them are single.

— Biyi The Plug ? (@Baddman20) May 7, 2018

Not exactly true.

Girls that ‘like money’ actually attract men more often than more dependent girls.

2. Ahmed

Those of you that refer to "WhatsApp" as "What's up" are part of the problems we face in this country ???

— MR AHMED ?? (@MeetMrAhmed) May 7, 2018

Biko how?

Is it your “What’s up”. Sometimes, we just over glorify pronunciation and misplace the intended meaning or start a totally unnecessary argument

3. Genius Joker

Let me teach you how to send unwanted visitors away.

*Remove your TV cord.

*Block your toilet flush. Tell them ur toilet is bad they shld be using the bush.

*Block the bathroom water outlet. Tel dem not to bath or to be bathing outside.

— Genius Joker NG ?? (@GeniusJokerNG) May 7, 2018

Savagery! The Lord says ‘be your brother’s KEEPER’. *dodges Thor’s hammer*

4. Bolanle Victoria

You dont need to feed our wards with billions under the pretense of school feeding programme!

1 Just increase our Salaries
2 Protect the farmers from herdsmen attack
3 Provide jobs
4 Project Nig good to investors
5 Reduce fuel price

And leave us to feeds our children ourselves.

— Bolanle. C Victoria?? (@bolaNLee_c) May 7, 2018

Hmmm… is it the billions spent feeding these children (who sometimes have parents that are private business owners) or the whole idea itself?

5. Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bid3dJankdu/?taken-by=realomosexy

Amen? Amen!!!

6. Nnedi Okorafor

I'm ignoring people who pretend to not be aware of the problem of gendered language. They are a waste of my time.

— Nnedi Okorafor, PhD (@Nnedi) May 7, 2018

7. Kam Bennett

https://twitter.com/KameronBennett/status/993521995257188353

DO NOT trade your joy!!!

8. Kayode Ogundamisi

??1 John 4:1 is my guiding principle since everyone get agenda way dem dey chase for Nigeria now.
Anytime you get any link or assertion, make sure you FACT CHECK both the government and those holding the government to account, especially those FUNDED to hold govt accountable! pic.twitter.com/BJw0USVkEW

— Kayode Ogundamisi (@ogundamisi) May 7, 2018