Today’s Noisemakers: P. Diddy, Donald Trump, and the Kenyans who will do anything to cast their votes

Every day, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are even downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

 

1 P. Diddy

Yes, it’s 4 months to the end of the year and you are yet to make to a dent in those New Year goals, fret not, P. Diddy has some inspired words for you.

Amin o. We can’t wait.

2. Kenyans

Another set of people who can’t wait are the Kenyans. Today is the election that will decide who leads them for the next couple of years and they’ve resorted to creative ways to get their man:

https://twitter.com/kipronohoward/status/894986581626556417

3. Deji Adeyanju

Deji teamed up with Charly Boy and other Nigerians to protest the continued absence of President Buhari. And the Nigerian police reacted. WATCH:

Reactions:

LMAOOOO.

 

2. Wale Gates

Auntie Lauretta is not laughing at what Deji and the boys are doing. She actually believes it is disrespectful for anyone to probe into matters of a private citizen. Twitter is understandably upset.

Reactions:

Define Private

Let’s play a game

Aso Rock calling

Take your L, Auntie Onochie

Sigh.

 

4. Onye Nkuzi

Nigeria these days is one long endless sigh. Onye Nkuzi’s contemplations are gloomy:

Reactions:

Debatable.

 

5. Elnathan John

What isn’t debatable is the state these children have been left in for so long. Who did this to us, Nigerians? Who stole our milk of human kindness.

https://twitter.com/elnathan_john/status/894843976162967553

Reactions:

And so we have.

6. Trump

Another person speaking up about injustice to his person is the President of the United States, Donald Trump.

7. Dr Joe Abah

Our favourite civil servant, who keeps his word and doesn’t trade in fake news, won a bet that this reform will actually be possible. Isn’t that wonderful?

Reactions:

Whoop! Whoop!

8. Victor Asemota

This one is for the techies. It’s not a whoop; it’s more of a meh (no offence). Before you go disrupting things with new products, you might want to read this.

Imagine.

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