Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1 Tunji Andrews

Until we see the president, this matter of his health will not be laid to rest.

Can I quickly say that

Our journalists have really let us down on the president's health

Keeping the nation up to date

Eases tension

— Tunji Andrews (@TunjiAndrews) July 17, 2017

Reactions:

It's obvious that they don't have any information.

— UgoBoy™ (@delurxe) July 17, 2017

2 Mr Aye Dee

Since journalists know nothing and the presidency is saying nothing, Mr Aye Dee has taken it upon himself to breach the information gap.

Since no one else is willing to update Nigeria on @MBuhari's situation I shall. His medical situation hasn't changed.

— Mr. Aye Dee (@MrAyeDee) July 17, 2017

Reactions:

Not true. I saw him yesterday jogging past 10 Downing street. ? https://t.co/QXYtGqRD13

— Sly Umoh?? (@iamsly69) July 17, 2017

pic.twitter.com/d2R7qnSHeF

— Schätz (@emyatspace) July 17, 2017

3. Sterling Bank

Jumping on the bandwagon excitement of the release of a new Game of Thrones season is Sterling Bank with this witty ad, which initiated a comeback which they had a clap back for. Yea, yea, yea. blah, blah blah, see below:

Or does it??? pic.twitter.com/2kyWbMozu2

— Sterling Bank Plc (@Sterling_Bankng) July 17, 2017

Damnnnn

— Oladipo (@dfasoro) July 17, 2017

4. Fatima Yaro

Fatima and Juliet love this news: Women in politics- in Kebbi state.

I love this sooooo much!!?Kebbi doing us all proud by getting involved. The 1st lady of the State is also doing some amazing work in Health. https://t.co/whXiRTCon4

— Juliet 'Kego (@julietkego) July 17, 2017

About darn time.

5. Onye Nkuzi

Did you catch Dele Momodu’s article on Saturday? Perhaps you should first to better appreciate or disregard the opinion below:

My English teachers taught me essays should have;
1. Introduction
2. Main body
3. Conclusion

I need to show them Dele Momodu's last article

— Onye Nkuzi (@cchukudebelu) July 17, 2017

6. Reno Omokri

Reno throws his weight behind Nollywood in this new installment of his pissing contest with Lai Mohammed.

Lai Mohammed, who now wants to stop Nollywood from making videos abroad, forgot that APC relied on foreign consultants to win elections!

— Reno Omokri (@renoomokri) July 17, 2017

They go abroad to educate their children. They go abroad for healthcare. But they don't want Nollywood stars to go abroad to make money!

— Reno Omokri (@renoomokri) July 17, 2017

What have you to say, Lai?

7. Rejoice

Rejoice is overjoyed she’s graduated today. Enjoy:

Graduation Thread.

My Day!! ?????. #UoMGraduation2017 pic.twitter.com/bD9AZG4Y6C

— #IssaGoal???? (@RejiYates) July 17, 2017

They totally remixed my name when they called it out but…I DID NOT FALL DOWN!! ?????? pic.twitter.com/2V6RzpeAXh

— #IssaGoal???? (@RejiYates) July 17, 2017

I had to share this moment with him. pic.twitter.com/uPcG4ZcPNg

— #IssaGoal???? (@RejiYates) July 17, 2017

Final Picture.
Had to share this with my Dad. pic.twitter.com/NkIwfJHaUH

— #IssaGoal???? (@RejiYates) July 17, 2017

Congrats.

8. Lima and this quip

"People who hardly post on social media think they have Phd in maturity" ????

— sadiya (@hvli__) July 17, 2017

8 Claire and the tale of two bants.

My body is a temple. Yours, a nightclub.

— claire mawisa (@clairemawisa) May 6, 2012

Nightclubs are harder to get into. You played yourself. Yikes. https://t.co/nhbYhx4GMQ

— ' (@SharonShanel) July 17, 2017

Cold.